First View of ~RtL

I got an email from a friend who, in trying to kill some time, finally checked out my blog for the first time.  The front page story at that time was... a swollen, poison-ivy penis.  That's the only post she's ever read, and she might be scarred for life.  Unfortunately for her, she's both vegetarian, and she has to see me, in person, regularly.

So, let's say that you had only one post that you had to forward on to someone to give them a good taste of what this blog is about.  Which one would you pick?  Which posts would you avoid?

I know some of you could do without ever having to look at the Kiwis (& Ewoks) post again,
~RoB