Have we ever discussed how I've long felt about the word douchebag? Honestly, it's just not offensive enough. The bag is warm and holds cleaning solution. That's not so bad. The nozzle is the part with the shit job. Next time you are standing next to that frat boy with his collar popped, call him a douche nozzle. That's what the fucker deserves.
|Me, as a douchebag|