Seriously, if you're in the business of holding the stork at bay this Valentine's Day (or Gonorrhea or swollen, mushroom-penis or whatever), you should try the new Trojan Ecstasy condoms.
No, I'm not paid to say that. And I don't want to make it sound like I've tried every condom on the market, but ummm... I've used a fair number of them...
It has a better shape (there's no balloon animal hanging off the end, and there's more room for us ummm... wider folks...) [There's even a line of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy condoms, but who the fuck needs those?!] They're kind of expensive, but totally worth it. That is, unless you have access to free condoms. Those are more worth it.
Even Angel likes these condoms. (He ate one on Friday night.)
Just saying,
~RoB
No, I'm not paid to say that. And I don't want to make it sound like I've tried every condom on the market, but ummm... I've used a fair number of them...
It has a better shape (there's no balloon animal hanging off the end, and there's more room for us ummm... wider folks...) [There's even a line of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy condoms, but who the fuck needs those?!] They're kind of expensive, but totally worth it. That is, unless you have access to free condoms. Those are more worth it.
Even Angel likes these condoms. (He ate one on Friday night.)
Just saying,
~RoB
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