There's NO Mind Eraser

There are 2 online videos that have stuck with me since the day that I first viewed them.  Here are those stories.  Neither of these videos are directly embedded (or embed-able), so I just provide their internet links.

I was in a computer lab at Michigan when one of my friends said, "Do you wanna see the most fucked up video you've ever seen in your life?"  I was happy to take that challenge.  Come on... I watch crazy porn, I giggled through 2 girls 1 cup, I've watched all kinds of horror flicks like Faces of Death, what could you possibly have on your little ol' computer that is so screwed up?!  Then, my life was forever changed.

BME Pain Olympics (probably the only time that I'll warn you that something on my blog is NSFW). Save it and watch it at home tonight:
http://www.painolympics.info/

The other video is notably less fucked up, yet still gross (and never-ending).  I don't remember how I came across it.  I think it went around Facebook a while ago.  Now I can only find references to Tosh.0, but I like to think that I knew about it before that show...

Giant Pimple Pop:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81033219/

"You've gotta be kidding me. You've gotta be kidding me."

I warned you,
~RoB

Porn at Work

I don't know how things were when the internet first got going (I was a child), but I imagine it was easy for employees to roam cyberspace freely whenever their jobs included computer work.  It was super slow, so it didn't really matter.

Before long, employers bought software and hired IT people to control the websites that people could access at work.  No ebay, no facebook, no porn.  Wtf?  "The internet is for porn."

Well, the power has returned to the people!  Why?  Smart phones.

The other day I opened up my iPhone for something, and it still had a porn page open.  I giggled.  (You can lie to yourself and judge, or you can google 'iPhone Porn'.)

I didn't actually watch any, but I could.  Most of us can.  That's simultaneously screwed up and refreshing.  There's zero accountability now.  I can put in headphones and you wouldn't even know.  I could be sitting at my desk watching porn right now.  Or now.  I know I am not the first person to figure this out.  I pray that Michael Scott isn't taking advantage of this down the hall.

Do you have any clue what your boss is doing in his office with his door closed at this very moment?
~RoB

(He/she's probably shopping on eBay.  Bosses don't have sex drives, but they make more money.)