I don't know how things were when the internet first got going (I was a child), but I imagine it was easy for employees to roam cyberspace freely whenever their jobs included computer work. It was super slow, so it didn't really matter.
Before long, employers bought software and hired IT people to control the websites that people could access at work. No ebay, no facebook, no porn. Wtf? "The internet is for porn."
Well, the power has returned to the people! Why? Smart phones.
The other day I opened up my iPhone for something, and it still had a porn page open. I giggled. (You can lie to yourself and judge, or you can google 'iPhone Porn'.)
I didn't actually watch any, but I could. Most of us can. That's simultaneously screwed up and refreshing. There's zero accountability now. I can put in headphones and you wouldn't even know. I could be sitting at my desk watching porn right now. Or now. I know I am not the first person to figure this out. I pray that Michael Scott isn't taking advantage of this down the hall.
Do you have any clue what your boss is doing in his office with his door closed at this very moment?
~RoB
(He/she's probably shopping on eBay. Bosses don't have sex drives, but they make more money.)
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