There once was a guy dressed as Fred
whose girlfriend sprayed her hair red.
He thought it'd be fun
if he too sprayed his gun.
So good times were waiting ahead.
The party was Halloween Prog.
There was Spongebob and Scooby the dog.
A drink at each stop,
and you drink 'til you drop,
but the drinking was just a prologue.
They drank and drank and drank some more.
Fred passed out once and b'gan to snore.
It was quite a test
as they all progressed.
Fred managed to follow next door.
Fluorescent: the type of hair dye
Fred made Betty use for her guise.
At the end of the night
the dye glowed in black light.
So Fred decided to flash all nearby.
All near now have PTSD
because Fred flashed his wee-wee.
To the part he held true,
Will a night beat this ever? Maybe!