Wednesday, January 16, 2013

My 5 on Both Sides

A running joke that we have in my current group of friends is our 'list of five'.  You get to pick 5 celebrities that your spouse would allow you to have sex with (no strings attached) if given the opportunity.  I feel like my list changes hourly, but this is probably the most consistent.

A few notes.  SMG moved up a spot (or down, here) after Google Image Searching her (damn!).  Also, there are a ton of honorable mentions that have made their way on and off:  Shannon Tweed, Anna Farris, Amy Adams, Pam Anderson, Rachel Roxx, Mila Kunis, and Monique Gabrielle, to name a few.

5.  Reese Witherspoon
I like younger & thicker.  Fear, Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde.

4.  Isla Fisher
So distractingly (made up word) hot in Wedding Crashers.

3.  Sarah Michelle Gellar
Hot as Buffy.  Hotter in Cruel Intentions.

2.  Geri Halliwell
I've already done a post about her.

1.  Emma Stone
Something about those huge eyes (and red hair).  The opposite of yellow fever?

Then, I awoke on Monday morning after a weird, dirty dream with Channing Tatum.  I don't think I've ever really considered Tatum hot.  It did make me realize that if Annie were a guy, and all we did was blow each other all of the time, we'd probably never leave the house or have friends or be able to pay bills.  That's all gay guys do, right?... just blow each other all the time...

Monday morning, a friend posted this photo on Facebook, and I took it as a sign.  I've always been open about the fact that I find some guys hot.  (My current #1 has been at the top of my list for as long as I can remember.)  So, here goes my list of 5 on the guy side (Brody on gLee and David Beckham's Armani underwear shoot [just the shoot] are honoarable mentions):

5.  Channing Tatum
I've never actually seen Magic Mike.

4.  Chris Hemsworth
Only if he's bulked up like Thor.

3.  Taylor Lautner
He'll have to pretend to be Jacob.

2.  Chris Pine
Strangely unattractive shirtless...

1.  Mark Wahlberg
I think it has to do with the movie Fear.
So, there ya go, a post everybody can enjoy,


  1. Replies
    1. Don't worry, it's not you that'd have to have sex with them. Sorry I don't like skinny twinks like Aaron Tveit or Jonathan Groff.

  2. You need to see Magic Mike. I saw it for my bachelorette party and it was amazing.

  3. Haha I love this, I am going to endeavour to do this with my other half- I certainly agree with Mark Wahlberg and Geri (but only as she was in Spice Girls!)