There are so many things going on in a sports club locker room that life just doesn't prepare you for. Thinking about watching the baseball game tonight? Why not sit and watch it in the nude at the entrance to the locker room! Want to grab a shower after your work out? Don't be shy, walk up and down the aisles while you're butt naked to get a last few laps in before you wash yourself! Have a clean towel in your hand? Good. Try not to use it to cover you at all, and throw it straight into the dirty pile once you've finished taking it on a tour of the locker room! I'd love to use the sauna, I'm just not comfortable with sitting there for 15 minutes while you stare at me absolutely naked. There are millions of clean towels laying around, would you like me to hand you one?
|This is what we all imagine.|
|Though this is much closer to reality. Much closer.|
Is it just me, or is there a tad bit too much nakedness going on in there? Hey, I like to be naked, as we've already learned this week. Hell, I've watched gay porn. I have no problems at all with the naked male body. But don't you think that we could calm down the amount of penis haphazardly loitering around? Can't we go back to the shy nakedness we all had in middle/high school?
Also, there are things too awkward for me to think about you doing, let alone see you do. Standing naked in front of a mirror to rub your entire body down with lotion is a bit much. More than a bit much. Honestly, I don't even think I'd enjoy seeing a girl do this after 30 seconds or so. There are places on my body I try to only touch with soap, and lotion shouldn't be applied so vigorously that it starts to lather.
Finally, the naked, elderly male body is scary. Should I plan on my balls really drooping down that low? f.m.l.
Today there was an absolutely naked man sitting in front of the mirror shaving (his face, thank god) with an electric shaver. That really necessary? To top it off, he was on his cell phone (I'm assuming, otherwise he was a lost homeless man) cell yelling about how dark and devastating his current divorce is. Cover your balls, walk outside, and talk in the lobby so that you aren't interrupting the procession of loitering penises that are tromping around the room. kthxbye.
Maybe I'm not as comfortable being naked as I thought, or maybe this will make it worse...