Though this isn't an extensive list, it is a collection of those things that I would immediately eat off of the ground without any consideration:
- Gummy Bears
- Bagel Bites
- Gummy Worms
- Pizza Rolls
- Sweethearts born before 2010 (they got shitty last year)
- Charles Chocolates' Orange Twigs (went out of business, so I'd scrape it off if it was squished)
- Jello Shots, apparently
- Just about anything else that's sweet
I do know that both a wasabi pea and a savory rice cracker spent a significant amount of time (read: months) on the floor of my office without being eaten. I'm looking at the savory rice cracker as I write this.
Oh, apparently the 5 Second Rule is bullshit, but fuck science. Who eats bologna anyway? Hell, who has carpet? Eating bacteria keeps you strong and your body's defenses vigilant. I say that without any actual knowledge.
Anyway, in payment for my vacation and the sporadic posting that 3 weddings in the next 5 weeks (as well as football season) will force, you should make and eat this (not on the floor): a Cookie Dough Pie.
|This is what it looked like when I made it. Get your own! (Couldn't be easier.)|
Happy to be back,